Christine Bottoms
Christine says that being adopted is like being raised by wolves, only they're white people. Christine will graduate college when she feels like it. She works with high risk children in after school programs, where she teaches them how to play Guitar Hero like a Champion, to make a mess with construction paper & paste, and how to listen to the Pixies. Sometimes she teaches them how to make comic books. Christine's life goal is to make ridiculous amounts of money drawing pictures of sexy punk rock girls in their underpants saying self-deprecating things about themselves. She is going to be so famous that transvestites will dress up like her after she's dead. Rock over London, Rock on Chicago. Polaroid: see what develops.
